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Salvia Chronicles

Salvia Divinorum is a hallucinogenic herb that is currently legal in most of the United States, although I’m not quite sure why. Salvia is typically found in dried leaf form, ranging from $20-$80 for approx 5 grams or so. The leaves can be smoked through a bong, bowl or pipe and/or can also be rolled into a joint or blunt of sorts. The Salvia “high” can set in after only 30 seconds and lasts for only a few minutes. Salvia was at one time used by shamans to predict the future, thanks to it’s hallucinogenic properties.

I was encouraged to purchase some salvia from my local smoke shop by a few co-workers and friends of mine. I purchased a small bag (approx. 5 grams or so) of dried leaves at 40X strength for approx $40. I smoked the herb out of a glass pipe as recommended by the associate at my shop.

But before I go ahead, here are a few examples of how Salvia affected friends of mine :

Co-Worker 1: “Jim” smoked 80X strength and found himself in his work office with his co-workers pointing fingers at him. The walls of the office began to melt and peel off. Suddenly, he was awake and back in his living room. During a second smoking session, “Jim” found himself inside of a Nike sneaker running across a parking lot. He literally thought that he was small enough to be bouncing around in a sneaker’s sole.

Co-Worker 2: “Sarah” felt like she was melting into her surroundings. She also recalled seeing a wide open ocean all around her.

Friend # 1 : “Rebecca” recalled feeling like she was trapped inside of a plastic box that she could not tear herself out of. She was not in a state of panic, but in more of a state of confusion.

Friend # 2:
“Alisa” and “Michelle” enjoyed a smoking session together. “Alisa” stared at “Michelle” and complained about how she was not allowed to leave the house with the striped paper walls. “Michelle” was wearing a yellow and black striped shirt and “Alisa” was convinced that “Michelle” was the one holding her hostage.

My Salvia Experiences:

Experiment #1: I decided to smoke by myself for the very first time. I had read that being around other people could ruin your hallucinogenic trip. I took as large of a hit as I could (also recommended) and I sat back awaiting craziness. My muscles seemed to tighten and I began to stare at my limbs. They seemed extra long. I tried to reach out to items sitting on a desk across the room and I could swear that they were just out of my reach. I refer to this trip as my “Stretch Armstrong” incident. I felt as if I could literally throw and extend my arm like a “Stretch” doll.

Experiment #2: I wanted to give it another go a few weeks later. Mostly just because I had quite a bit of Salvia left from my first experiment. I smoked out of  a glass pipe again and found myself laughing hysterically.

Experiment #3: I found myself in a hospital room with a woman with short reddish hair. She had her fingers to her lips and she told me to “Shh” and that “There is no talking in here”. I tried desperately to respond, but my vocal chords felt strained and pulled off to the right side of my face. It was a bizarre experience but after 40 seconds or so I was snapped back into reality.

Experiment #4: I was in a completely blank room. You could not tell where the floor began or where the ceiling ended, it was just openness. A young blondwoman in a red dress with some sort of pattern that I could not make out was calling for me to follow her. A gentleman with her, who reminded me of a 70’s flashback, was pulling on me to get up and follow them. I didn’t find out where they were going as I traveled back into reality.

I’m left wondering if the visions that I were having were some subconscious mumbo jumbo, or was I tapping into some mental state of awareness where others (like my mysterious friends) could communicate with me? It’s crazy. Has anyone else had an interesting experience? I would love to hear what other people’s experiences were like!

Fashionably Absent

I ran across an article this morning that I thought was very bizarre. Thanks to a RT on Twitter from @AlysonNoel, I stumbled across an article this morning about how girls in Thailand are paying big bucks to have braces. Apparently, decorating your teeth with little colored pieces of plastic and rubber bands is COOL. On top of that braces are very expensive so some girls in desperate need of colorful teeth go to the middle of flea markets where people will just apply a set for them; mind you these people are not trained professionals! Due to the haphazard ways in which the braces are applied and the dirty conditions, its no wonder that two girls have already died for this trend! Back areas of flea markets are not meant for orthodontic procedures!! Not to mention, who ever said braces were cool?! Check out the original article HERE. :)

Seriously..wtf is that?!

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This photo is the talk of news today.
Google Street View Camera’s caught the photo of

..wait…what is that?!

Alien Spaceship?
Explosion?
What do you think it is?
See the actual map location here.
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Just In Case You Missed It

Twilight Saga: New Moon Trailer

Twilight Saga Fanboyism – Yes, I’m hooked.

newmoonofficFirst Off, I would just like to take the opportunity to thank and congratulate Stephenie Meyer on creating such a fantastic collection of novels and such a fantastic franchise. I’ve can not recall any time I’ve become so hooked on a set of books.

Nicholas and I were a few of the thousands, if not millions of people who attended the midnight premiere of  New Moon on Thursday night. We had purchased our tickets some two months earlier and I could not wait to see it! We arrived a few hours early and not to my surprise the theaters were already packed with screaming woman. I was decked out in my fanboy attire —–> ocd

The books (as usual) are so much better than the movies, but I love to watch the fantastic story play out on the big screen. Eclipse comes out on June 30th (or so I’ve heard) and I’m ready to go buy tickets now!

New Moon was just as I had expected, an exciting and much better follow up to Twilight. Taylor Lautner was fantastic as the new buff Jacob Black, and I am so happy to see that in the end it worked out for him. I would have hated for him to be re-casted.

Robert Pattinson (omg, yum!), although he was not the main focus in this film, was drop dead gorgeous as usual and made my heart beat out of my chest; his quotes of his undying love circa the early 1900s make me swoon every time. Kristen Stewart is my perfect Bella Swan and she was fantastic.

Nicholas may not admit it in public, but he knows deep down he enjoyed the movie just as much as I did. At the end he even said and I quote “I want to see the other ones now because I want to see what happens to that werewolf guy, does he ever get laid?”. LOL.

Team Edward FTW!!!

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V : Pilot Episode on ABC

I watch very few television shows religiously. Sundays are “Animation Station” night with The Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad. On Mondays, I have my Big Bang Theory ,How I Met Your Mother, Accidentally On Purpose, House, Trauma and CSI Miami. On Wednesday nights I have to watch Criminal Minds, Mercy and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Other than that, I’ll pretty much watch whatever is on. I’m also really OCD about having to be up to date on my tv shows. I started watch Flash Forward and I missed the second episode. I had it DVR-d but by the time I had a moment to watch it, the third episode had already come and went. I really hate that.

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So with that being said, ABC had a new pilot on tonight that I was hoping would fill my Tuesday void. “V” is a sci-fi show about an alien race, that appears human, visiting Earth and offering “peace”. In exchange for the use of Earth’s resources, the aliens say that they will offer cures to 60+ medical conditions and new technologies. Similar to Lost, it is a bunch of mini stories wrapped into one big story. There is a reporter who is willing to say anything the aliens tell him to on national television to further his career, an FBI agent who dwells on her husband recently leaving and her distant from her son, the son who has abandonment issues due to his father leaving, an “alien” guy who is struggling over his past and his future ( he is getting engaged), a priest questioning the visitors reasons for being brought to Earth, etc. At the end of the pilot you learn that the visitors have inhabited the planet for quite some time with other motives than peace, that the visitors are really reptile aliens dressed as humans, there is a resistance against the aliens, and that some of the main characters of the show are actual reptile alien “traitors”. Its kind of confusing and definitely weird.

All in all I was really disappointed in this “pilot” episode for V. I feel like there is so much more they could have put into this episode and saved a lot of the not as exciting plot twists for later in the season. I’m willing to give it a second try and watch next week’s episode but if that episode doesn’t catch my interest then I’m gonna need to watch for other new premieres.

Anyone have any good Tuesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday filler shows?

Save A Life: Crystal Aspirin Packs

PLEASE NOTE: Always consult with a physician before beginning an aspirin regimen or in an emergent situation.

 

bayerHeart health related conditions are the #1 leading cause of death in the world.
Bayer has developed a new form of aspirin, quick dissolving crystals.
It is a good idea to keep some of these packs handy in or on your bedside table.

Note: There are other symptoms of a heart attack, other than pain in the left arm and chest pain. You may experience no chest pain at all. You can also experience intense pain in your chin, nausea and sweating. These symptoms are less frequent, but  could help you realize that you may be having a heart attack.


About 60% of people who suffered a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. <

If chest pain may wakes you up from a deep sleep you should immediately dissolve the recommended dose of aspirin crystals or two aspirin tablets in your mouth.

Then quickly phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by and tell them you may be experiencing a heart attack, let them know that you have taken 2 aspirin and then take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and… DO NOT LIE DOWN!!

I hope this valuable information helps us save a few lives!